So I ran into this gent the other day while mindin my business at the mall…actually let me clairfy….I was shoppin at the mall and this guy came up behind me and pounced like he hadn’t been let out of his cage in quite some time. This is that guy you run into every couple of years and he is always layin on the lines thick. Sayin things like “girl we need to hook up” or “I been thinkin bout you for a long time” with no follow through of course, meanwhile his woman be sittin at home. His hands were all over me, huggin up on me, and didn’t want to let me go. He gave me his numba faster than I could say no thank you.

The moral of the story fellas … never come across needy and ball-less and keep your hands off the damn peaches!!!